20 December, 2020
Yummy Cocktail Formula

The first definition of cocktail known to be an alcoholic beverage appeared in The Balance and Columbian Repository (Hudson, New York) May 13, 1806; editor Harry Croswell answered the question, “What is a cocktail?”:
A cocktail is a stimulating liquor, composed of spirits of any kind, sugar, water, and bitters—it is vulgarly called bittered sling, and is supposed to be an excellent electioneering potion, in as much as it renders the heart stout and bold, at the same time that it fuddles the head. It is said, also to be of great use to a democratic candidate: because a person, having swallowed a glass of it, is ready to swallow any thing else.
According to Wikipedia, the first definition of cocktail known to be an alcoholic beverage appeared in The Balance and Columbian Repository (Hudson, New York) May 13, 1806; editor Harry Croswell answered the question, “What is a cocktail?”:

Anatoly Liberman endorses as “highly probable” the theory advanced by Laftman (1946), which Liberman summarizes as follows:
“It was customary to dock the tails of horses that were not thoroughbred … They were called cocktailed horses, later simply cocktails. By extension, the word cocktail was applied to a vulgar, ill-bred person raised above his station, assuming the position of a gentleman but deficient in gentlemanly breeding.”
Of importance [in the 1806 citation above] is … the mention of water as an ingredient. … Låftman concluded that cocktail was an acceptable alcoholic drink, but diluted, not a “purebred”, a thing “raised above its station”. Hence the highly appropriate slang word used earlier about inferior horses and sham gentlemen.”
For the record, I am no gentleman nor do I consider myself a sham. However, I do contain water.
My preferred definition of the word cocktail as we now consider it would be:
Any beverage that contains three or more ingredients if at least one of those ingredients is alcohol.
It has always been my understanding that the contemporary cocktail is an American invention created during prohibition. During that time, many otherwise law-abiding Americans were reduced to distilling their own booze, resulting in some rather unpalatable concoctions. To mask the foul taste of their bootlegged booze, they mixed it with other ingredients – and, thus, the modern cocktail was born.
Countless of today’s classic cocktails were birthed in those years. A short list:
Mary Pickford
Colony Cocktail
Bacardi Cocktail
Barbary Coast
Old Fashioned
Sidecar
French 75
There are, of course, mixed drinks that pre-date the American Prohibition era. Notably, the Martini and the Sazerac cocktail.
When it comes down to it, alcohol is yeast poop. I won’t spend a lot of time on this matter. I am mostly interested in the yummy ways that yeast poop can be combined with other ingredients to make something truly special.
Many of the cocktails you will find on today’s cocktail menus will use the basic recipe included. The key is to mask (or enhance, depending on the person drinking) the booze flavor and create a delightful taste experience. This template works best with a booze base of vodka, gin, rum, tequila. Not so much for heavier booze like whiskey, bourbon, scotch, etc.
The key is achieving the right balance between sweet and tart, and then, some sort of interesting flavor. The orange liqueur is what binds things together and fills in the gaps between sweet and tart.
Juices can be anything you can find. Fresh is always better then canned or jarred. My favorites include mango, pear, peach, pomegranate, cranberry. You can get some interesting concoctions by using more than one.
Other things that can enhance your drink can include a drizzle of grenadine or a couple drops of bitters.
Cheers. Yam sing. Salud. Kanpai. Prost.

Yummy Cocktail Formula
Ingredients
- 2 parts booze
- 1 part tart (lemon or lime)
- 1 part orange liquor (Triple Sec or Cointreau)
- 1 part
simple syrup - 1 part juice (be creative)
Instructions
- Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with a generous amount of ice.
- Shake vigorously but quickly.
- Strain into a cocktail glass and garnish appropriately.