Make two whiskey sours - save the egg yolks.
Cook the pasta. I prefer spaghetti but fettuccini works well, too.
In a sturdy pan large enough to hold the entire dish, fry up your meat. Once finished chop it up to be added later.
While pasta and meat are cooking, whisk together Parmesan, pepper, 2 egg yolks plus one whole egg in a bowl.
Drain pasta. Save some pasta water.
Dump the hot pasta into the pan used for the bacon.
While pasta is still hot but not on the heat, stir in the cooked meat and the Parmesan and egg mixture. Keep stirring or you will end up with scrambled eggs.
Add pasta water to make it creamier if necessary.